A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.

The a-lines should have five feet， while the b-lines have only three feet.

It is normally， but not always light or humorous.[由www.telnote.cn整理]

A Day Challenge

You take up the challenge to write，女生签名

then stay up all day and all night.

To think of a verse

can be a real curse.悲伤签名

You want all the words to be right.

Don't worry if your words sound daft.

Remember it's only a draft

and then if you're wise

next month you'll revi

Interesting Poems

Roses are red， Violets are blue.

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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LIMERICK

A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.

The a-lines should have five feet， while the b-lines have only three feet.

It is normally， but not always light or humorous.

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A Day Challenge

You take up the challenge to write，

then stay up all day and all night.

To think of a verse

can be a real curse.

You want all the words to be right.

Don't worry if your words sound daft.

Remember it's only a draft

and then if you're wise

next month you'll revise

and wonder if others have laughed.

You might have enough for a book.

If you haven't， don't cry or sook.

Sit down and write more

than you did before.

When it's published I'll have a look.

I wish you success with your dreams.

It's easy if we work in teams

so all in due course

lets give it more sauce.

It isn't as tough as it seems.

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Kitchen Capers

There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.

The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’，

It drank two pints of ale，

Then lapped up a cocktail，

Danced a jig then said， “It’s bewitchin’.”

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Why?

Two towers crashed down from the sky

Causing innocent people to die

Terror and war

What is it for?

I never will understand why

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Monique

There once was a girl called Monique

She had such a perfect physique

Her bust is so round

But mine can't be found

Beside her I feel quite a freak

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A Limerick for Paul

A middle aged man called Paul

Said 'No' when his angel did call

Please go away

I want to stay

I'm living and having a ball

I know that I'll meet you one day

But for now just please go away

I'm writing a book

If you want you can look

Just go and let me have my say

I'm good you can check with my wife

But sometimews I find I'm in strife

Don't pinch my car

Or you won't get far

And I'll make you pay with your life

I don't want to meet the Grim Reaper

But he seems to think he's my keeper

Now's not my time

I'm busy with rhyme

He'll just have to dig that grave deeper

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Christine

There once was a girl called Christine

She smoked far too much nicotine

She coughed and she spluttered

The Doc came and muttered

She has to go in quarantine

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Bertie and Gertie

A couple called Bertie and Gertie

Said life will begin when you're thirty

You lose inhibition

Try any position

Enjoy getting flirty and dirty

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Ask

Don't read your teenagers diary

Life at home could bee fiery

It's an easier task

More respectful to ask

Just make a discreet enquiry

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air，it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart

i got Heart Attack

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God saw me hungry， he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty， he created Pepsi

He saw me in dark， he created light

He saw me without problems， he created YOU.

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